A little sadistic torture for you grammar Nazis and sapiosexuals....
Demon
darker_needs
I like to over use ellipses.

I have no idea what a semi colon is for except winking but I like to use it for...artist flare.

I love the word irregardless

I strongly believe 'dacryphiliac is a word irregardless of whether it is or isn't.

There, They're, and Their! (Only the purest of grammar Nazis will feel that verbal flogging....I subtle used all three incorrectly just to make them twitch.)

I wish I were too proud to use spell check, cause then you'd be in tears right now!



Its not that I hate your kind, its that I love to torture you.

Tiger got some porn star ass!
Demon
darker_needs
x-posted on dirty_news

PORN star Holly Sampson last night became the seventh woman alleged to be a mistress of golf star Tiger Woods.

The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is the star of such films as "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2".

She has not yet spoken about her involvement with Tiger, 33.

It follows the emergence of 'mistress number six' Cori Rist, 31, who is said to have met Tiger in a New York club last year.

They allegedly had regular romps and he would secretly fly her around the world.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2760424/Tiger-Woods-women-cash-in-with-big-money-deals.html


Who would of thought he was getting so much ass! Wayt to go Tiger!



Sodomy
Demon
darker_needs
I fucked my sex kitten in the her tight ass last night. I started off by teasing her bacdoor hole. It was very ready from the start. I laid her on the stomach and took her hard and deep for a long time. She loved it. She even squirted from anal which I was pleasantly surprised.

I love it when a girl thanks me for using her.

QOTD
Demon
darker_needs

"So true about the connection after the deed. There has been times when I almost said I love you to my own hand."

(Saddly I can't tell who said this but it was brilliant!)

Funny
Demon
darker_needs
If you took a picture of a sexy naked woman, cut and pixelated part of it to make it look like the picture was still loading, then put a javascript on the page that made the browser look like its thinking, you could hypothetically trap perverts there forever!

Best ad...ever
Demon
darker_needs


An observation regarding my toy...
Demon
darker_needs
I noticed that my toy is very good at manipulating men...I will have to be wary of this. I think it's because she is blonde and cute.

Yes I will post more of my weekend soon. When I'm not posting on my phone.
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behind on posts
Demon
darker_needs
I have a lot to post about but for now just a teaser.

Tomorrow I am spending all day with my little girl. She will be not allowed out of the mindset of Daddy's little slut for the entire day.

bored and horny
Demon
darker_needs
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Finally
Demon
darker_needs
A week in Cali visiting family. No sex. Felt so damn good to fuck my wife when I got back! I needed that!

Oh and I missed you perverts too.,

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